Happy Diwali 2016 Funny Wishes, SMS, Quotes

Happy Diwali 2016 Funny Wishes, SMS, Quotes

Wishing you a very very Happy Diwali first of all and also a warm welcome to my blog here you will find every type of stuff related to Diwali 2016 funny wishes, Deepawali 2016 funny SMS, Best Funny Diwali 2016 quotes. It is the biggest festival ever celebrated in India and other parts of the world. If you are here just to find great laughter, comedy funny wishes for Diwali 2016 then you are at a very right place, now I will not take your more time and we will head towards lovely wishes, SMS, and quotes. Be ready guys we are going to show you now.

Deepawali 2016 is the great festival which is celebrated with full joy, energy, and colors. It is also known as the festival of lights. On this day people lights candles inside ad outside their house. So we will bring great Happy Diwali 2016 Funny Wishes, SMS, Quotes and special happy diwali 2016 greetings message.

Diwali 2016 Funny Wishes, SMS, Quotes

1.

This Diwali I am sending you “CASH”
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs

Wish You Happy Diwali 2016

2)

With my 1 heart, 2 eyes 7 liter blood,
206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A’s
All wishing you a very Happy Deepavali


3)

Stylish Breakup –
Boy bought a gift for his
girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket ??
Boy : you wanted stars naa ?
Now sit on it and Get lost
Diwali 2016 Funny Wishes, SMS, Quotes

4)

Diwali Tips for Girlfriend & Boyfriend –

Aapki gf or bf ke diye hue aur aapke
Chhupaye hue photos/love letters/ gifts utha le
varna..
.
Ghar ki saaf-safayi karte samay aapki
Mummy ya biwi ko wo sab mil sakta hai…!!
.
Aur
.
Uske baad aapke ghar me diwali se
Pehle hi patakhe foot jayenge….!

5)

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karna shuru kardo……!!!!

Happy Deepavali Friends

6)

Internet chat and browser history deleted;
And also whatsapp gallery and videos.
Bass ho gayi hamaari diwali ki saaf-safaai.!

Wishing You a Very Happy Diwali

7)

Your Eyes are Chakaris,
Your Lips are Rockets,
Your Smile is Phuljari,
Your Cheeks are Anaar,
You are a Patakha,
And your figure is a Bomb!
Please escape from here,
before I light you with a candle!


8)

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karna shuru kardo……!!!!
9)

Stylish Breakup –
Boy bought a gift for his
girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket ??
Boy : you wanted stars naa ?
Now sit on it and Get lost


10.

This Diwali I am sending you “CASH”
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs

Wish You Happy Diwali 2016

You can easily collect this and send it.

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